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Amazon, die damit angetreten sind, den Einzelhandel abzuschaffen, eröffnen einen Laden.
Der Kreis schließt sich.

Jeff Bezos hat noch ganz andere Pläne

Zitat:
SEATTLE — Amazon founder and CEO Jeff Bezos announced his plans today to “personally beat the shit out of small business owners across the country” during a routine shareholder meeting, frightened investors confirmed.

“My VPs have informed me there are still businesses operating entirely independently of Amazon. This sickens me to my core,” said Bezos, taking a break from punching a well-worn heavy bag at Amazon headquarters. “I thought fucking up small business owners by undercutting them at every corner would be enough. I was wrong. Clearly, it’s time to pound faces into the fucking pavement.”
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